Coming up with ideas for what characters say in-game is fun. What I have here so far are just my own suggestions (and a lot of them are Star Fox 64 quotes) so comment with some more suggestions!

if (Kaiser.Johnnycake.Commander John James Gilder)
[on Ship Click]

(first time Click)
“Select a coordinate to take aim at the enemy.”

(after first Click)
“Johnnycake armed and ready to go!”

[Firing]

(on Miss)
“Where is the enemy?” && “Dang, looks like we hit dirt.” && “Dirt!”

(on Hit)
“We got one!” && “We got ‘em on the run!” && “Sir, we’ve confirmed a hit on the enemy!”

(on Win)
“Enemy destroyed!”

[being Hit]

“Dang, they got me!”

[on Death]

“I’m going down!”

[After Game]

“Those jerks never knew what hit ‘em.”

if (Kaiser.Flûte.Captain Cecil W. Ruthgard)
[on Ship Click]

(first time Click)
“May I recommend the Crouton Bomb?”

(after first Click)
“Your orders, Fleet Admiral?”

[Firing]

(on Miss)
“May I suggest you use our bombs more wisely, Fleet Admiral?”

(on Hit)
“This will be over soon.” && “Too easy.” && “Those tins cans are no match for us.” && “They’re no match for me – uh, I mean us.”

(on Win)
“Don’t mess with Cecil!”

[being Hit]

“I am not intimidated!” && “How dare they?!”

[on Death]

“Mayday, mayday! Nooooooo!”

[After Game]

“I think we got the high score, Fleet Admiral.”

if (Kaiser.Pain Au Levain.Commodore Perry Francis Bordeaux)
[on Ship Click]

(first time Click)
“Pain Au Levain ready and willing, Fleet Admiral.”

(after first Click)
“Ready when you are.”

[Firing]

(on Miss)
“I have failed.” && “Hmph. Sneaky Sesame Scum.” && “They owe me a missile now.”

(on Hit)
“We’ve got a hit.” && “Don’t relax. We’re not done yet.” && “Hmph. Finally.”

(on Win)
“We got the dogs.”

[being Hit]

“Not good.” && “Stay calm.” && “I welcome oblivion.”

[on Death]

“I regret nothing.”

[After Game]

“Congratulations, Fleet Admiral. You are a true vision of power.”

if (Kaiser.Hot Cross.Admiral W. Mirabelle Harshway)
[on Ship Click]

(first time Click)
“Get ready to die, Sesame scum!”

(after first Click)
“Speltfire armed and ready to kick ass!”

[Firing]

(on Miss)
“We missed.” && “We missed? DAMMIT!” && “Ahhh! I’ll kill every last one of you!”

(on Hit)
“Sounds like people dying. Lovely.” && “Listen to them burn!” && “It’s beautiful!”

(on Win)
“Hahaha! You can never defeat me!”

[being Hit]

“No way!” && “I can’t believe it!” && “They’ll pay for that!” && “This isn’t happening!”

[on Death]

“I’ll see you in Hell!”

[After Game]

“All aircraft report.”

if (Sesame.Arepa.Commander Matthew Oliver Forsythe)
[on Ship Click]

(first time Click)
“Select a coordinate to take aim at the enemy.”

(after first Click)
“Crumb Cluster ready to fire.”

[Firing]

(on Miss)
“Where are they?” && “I think we missed them.” && “No good.”

(on Hit)
“We actually got one!” && “Awesome!” && “We hit someone!” && “Take that!”

(on Win)
“Enemy down! Enemy down!”

[being Hit]

“I’m fine, I’m fine!”

[on Death]

“I’m going down!”

[After Game]

“We won! You did it!”

if (Sesame.Empanada.Captain Richard ‘Poppy’ McManus)
[on Ship Click]

(first time Click)
“The Empanada is ready to take these sons of guns down.”

(after first Click)
“Let’s get these sons of guns!”

(on Win)
“Sons of guns.”

[Firing]

(on Miss)
“Crappy.” && “How foolish.”

(on Hit)
“Oh, we hit them.” && “Oh, look at that.” && “Good job, crew.” && “That’ll teach them to mess with me!”

[being Hit]

“Oh bother.” && “This is the opposite of what I want.”

[on Death]

“Tell my wife I love her!”

[After Game]

“I hope dinner’s in the oven back home.”

if (Sesame.Naan.Commodore Russel Barton Gertrude)
[on Ship Click]

(first time Click)
“The Naan is at your command, Fleet Admiral.”

(after first Click)
“Let’s get ‘em!”

(on Win)
“Hahahahaha!”

[Firing]

(on Miss)
“No way!” && “This is wrong. Alll wrong.” && “I’ve just about had it with these guys.” && “Just missed them!”

(on Hit)
“Things are really starting to heat up now.” && “I’m gonna bust you up real good!” && “Yeah, yeah, yeah!” && “What a rush! YEE HA HA!”

[being Hit]

“Aw hell no!” && “They’ve got a lot of nerve!” && “Freaking freaking… freak!”

[on Death]

“I’ve failed you, Fleet Admiral!”

[After Game]

“You can’t mess with the best!”

if (Sesame.The Diplomat.Admiral Adamska Egonovich Smolenski)
//Possibly voiced by Adam Smith.
[on Ship Click]

(first time Click)
“The Diplomat is awaiting your command, Fleet Admiral .”

(after first Click)
“The Diplomat is ready, Fleet Admiral.”

[Firing]

(on Miss)
“No good. No good? Come on!” && “Unbelievable. How could you miss?!” && “Those bastards are gonna pay for that.”

(on Hit)
“Time for a little payback!” && “Game over, pal.” && “Just like old times.”

(on Win)
“You brought this on yourself!”

[being Hit]

“Impressive, but it won’t last!” && “I can’t believe it!” && “They’ll pay for that!” && “This isn’t happening!”

[on Death]

“I… can’t… lose!”

[After Game]

“Everyone okay?”